In the video above, Adam Jowett reads some of his favourite Channel Static shorts. It’s nice to hear the words take on a new life, and from an actor no less.
Quiet Dog Podcast is Adam’s platform for talking about everything that makes his world woof (but quietly). From video game playthroughs, to dubbing Pulp Fiction with Northern accents, there is plenty of varied skits and chit chat to enjoy each episode.
Visit his page here, and don’t forget to like and subscribe. Gucci!
If you click right here you’ll find yourself on another site, Clarissa Explains F*** All, that’s where you’ll end up. I wonder what letters those stars are censoring out? Flump, it must be flump.
Anyway, I’m guiding you over for purely self serving reasons. The pop culture blog has recently put together a SICK AF series, with creatives posting videos, non fiction, poetry, and short stories, about how their sickness effects them in terms of getting a foot through the door in the creative industry. I’m in there too. I wrote about feeling like an alien living inside a bunch of flabby human skin. And maybe you too have sometimes felt like that. Give it a read, give them all a read, and then delve deeper and read all the features about horror and awkward sex scenes.
Promise you’ll come back here still?
It’s the New Year, so here is a picture of a melting marshmallow.
The soft innards go in and out of the body, it was the year that was.
Anything that falls to the floor? That’s the mucky excess that leaves a mark.
That’s all the stuff you can’t just crap out of your life.
It sticks to the floor, your shoes, your hands, perhaps even your soul.
Happy New Year.
It’s the final day of the year, so get to a sink and fill it with warm water. Not too cold, not too hot, it has to be something you can easily relax your face within. Stick it right in so you can’t breathe, and start thinking about it all.
All the bad stuff
All the embarrassing moments
All the failed promises
All those wasted moments
Think of them all without pulling yourself out of the water, and once you have, stand up and breathe once more. All those things will now be mingling with the dirt from your face in the water. Pull the plug and watch it drain away.
If you have a lot of things to think about, let’s hope you can hole your breath…
No lost limbs
Do
Eat too much
Don’t
Complain about being sick
Do
Drink too much
Don’t
Not drink
Do
laugh as loud as possible
Don’t
Sit in the corner and read
Do
Let out your racism
Don’t
Counter drunken politics
Do
Talk about work
Don’t
Talk about being unemployed
Do
Make New Year vows
Don’t
Sit and offer up nothing
So do be someone else
and don’t let those emotions run wild
unless they involve tight hugs and cider flavoured tears of love
Happy holidays.
To everybody and nobody, a Merry Christmas to you all.
If you got everything you wanted that’s great, if not, that’s also great.
There will be plenty to eat until there isn’t and too much to drink until it’s no longer Christmas.
So smile or sulk , whatever makes Christmas so Christmas to you.
This can now be used every Christmas, it’s an eternal Christmas greeting!
It’s #Christmas Eve Eve today (a day later and this will already be out of date… moments are so brief) but who cares about that, it’s already pretty much here! You’ve probably got your presents sorted, your plans made. If you close your eyes and think for a minute, you can probably accurately unravel the whole day, blink and it’ll be Boxing Day.
Let’s instead look forward to Christmas 2017, and celebrate today as Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve!
Party everyday, watch Christmas films every night. The Eve of the Eve of the Eve will always be! It’s the closest we’ll get to Wizzard, and the furthest we’ll be to a restful sleep.
Here is the shortest post. A blog solstice, if you will.
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