Welcome to the New Year

marshmellow

It’s the New Year, so here is a picture of a melting marshmallow.

The soft innards go in and out of the body, it was the year that was.

Anything that falls to the floor? That’s the mucky excess that leaves a mark.

That’s all the stuff you can’t just crap out of your life.

It sticks to the floor, your shoes, your hands, perhaps even your soul.

Happy New Year.

 

 

 

 

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End of Year Review

It’s the final day of the year, so get to a sink and fill it with warm water. Not too cold, not too hot, it has to be something you can easily relax your face within. Stick it right in so you can’t breathe, and start thinking about it all.

All the bad stuff

All the embarrassing moments

All the failed promises

All those wasted moments

Think of them all without pulling yourself out of the water, and once you have, stand up and breathe once more. All those things will now be mingling with the dirt from your face in the water. Pull the plug and watch it drain away.

If you have a lot of things to think about, let’s hope you can hole your breath…

Rules of the Season

Do

Eat too much

Don’t

Complain about being sick

Do

Drink too much

Don’t

Not drink

Do

laugh as loud as possible

Don’t

Sit in the corner and read

Do

Let out your racism

Don’t

Counter drunken politics

Do

Talk about work

Don’t

Talk about being unemployed

Do

Make New Year vows

Don’t

Sit and offer up nothing

So do be someone else

and don’t let those emotions run wild

unless they involve tight hugs and cider flavoured tears of love

Happy holidays.

Eternal Christmas Greeting

To everybody and nobody, a Merry Christmas to you all.

If you got everything you wanted that’s great, if not, that’s also great.

There will be plenty to eat until there isn’t and too much to drink until it’s no longer Christmas.

So smile or sulk , whatever makes Christmas so Christmas to you.

This can now be used every Christmas, it’s an eternal Christmas greeting!

Christmas Eve Eve 2017

It’s #Christmas Eve Eve today (a day later and this will already be out of date… moments are so brief) but who cares about that, it’s already pretty much here! You’ve probably got your presents sorted, your plans made. If you close your eyes and think for a minute, you can probably accurately unravel the whole day, blink and it’ll be Boxing Day.

Let’s instead look forward to Christmas 2017, and celebrate today as Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve  Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve  Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve  Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve  Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve  Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve  Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve!

Party everyday, watch Christmas films every night. The Eve of the Eve of the Eve will always be! It’s the closest we’ll get to Wizzard, and the furthest we’ll be to a restful sleep.