She Always Tunes Into Her Favourite Show


… Into the early hours on a Tuesday morning.


Severed Barbie Head Lying In The Road

I’ll be honest, I was so sick of seeing her sunbathing on her personal cruise ships and riding around in her sparkling plastic sport cars, I just had to do it.  ‘What did you do to accomplish so much, where is my Joe Ray boat you fuck?’ I screamed as I tore off her head from her perfect figure body.

And so I left her lying in the road, claiming her assets. Just a pity that I couldn’t even get my head in her plastic house. You need a good figure to fit in.