He liked to be in the splash zone. On rainy days he’d walk by puddles hoping for passing cars to get him. In the pool, he always swam right by the most vigorous of swimmers. At concerts, by urinals… splash.
Monthly Archives: June 2023
Fake Fart
I like to lie naked on a wooden surface in the heat. My sweat and the wood mingle, I sometimes worry about all the dirt but moving my back up and down produces fart noises.
Gum Disease
I had a friend who kept talking about his gum disease, to the point that I had to take a look. A little face was staring me down, grumpy gum.
Walking In Circles
I kept walking in circles, if you did it three or four times that was considered a good walk. I saw lots of twins today.
Normal People
‘Well, you look pretty normal to me.’ He says as we both stand in the hallway without flies undone. Hanging out in the library. Normal.
Lost Then Found
I heard a scratching and a whimper at the door. Opening it I saw what I’d lost crawling back inside. My full head of hair.
Flickering Light
My friend’s corridor light always flickers. I think I see things that I shouldn’t between each flicker. Just my imagination, hehe. He’s a horror fantatic.
Gig Veteran
There’s a gig veteran right by the stage. He sometimes glances over with a look of sadness upon his face. Pre-pandemic he was real young.
Knob Jostle
At night I sometimes hear the door knob jostle. I usually ignore it, but sometimes I’ll get up and peep. It’s usually just Barry lad.
Pizza Delivery
The pizza boxes were found discarded by a field of sheep. It took some courage to open them. No pizza, just wool. Not my order.