The Crusty Pages

The pages are crusted
The pages are stuck 
The pages smell of various things,
Like coffee, cake, chocolate, and c–

Glue

The glue sticks to you
Head to toe, hands on heart
Still look good as new

 

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Emotional Plaque

Live Laugh Love hanging on the living room wall.

Love Laugh Live opposite the toilet seat left upright.

Laugh Live Love papered to the bedroom ceiling.

Live Love Laugh on the dirty floor mat.

Words to recite, Love Live Laugh

Words to remind, Laugh Love Live

Words to cover up the cracks and holes.

 

 

 

Words to cover up

All those man made holes

 

See You Later

Middle of the night

Knock at the door

Man with a moustache 

Asks how I am

And to come in

Early Morning

Birds chirp over dreams

Window cleaner waves at me

Ten thirty am

Early morning, ah how I hate thee.

Filthy Haiku

Stains on the bed sheets
Fresh, warm and pungent, pure filth
Shoes belong on floors

Rat Flat Damp

Damp on the ceiling
But not the one that caved in
The one with rats in
Who complain every morning

Compliments

Hey, I like your hat

Thanks, I like your shoes

Ta, I like your shirt

Great, I like your hair

Yes, I like your eyes

Aww, I like your feet

Sweet, I like your smell

Ok, I like your sweat

Nice, I like your snot

Brill, I like your scar

Cute, I like your dirt

Mmm, I like your earrings

Ah, I like your tattoos

 

Always return a compliment. 

Bar Order

Whiskey on the rocks
Make it a double, JD
Eight pounds fifty, please

 

 

I miss it? 

Public Toilet

The seat is still warm
Who’s that banging on the door?
I’ll have fish for tea.