Channel Static’s Films of 2013

The beginning of a year tends to put objectives into ones mind. Get fit! Work hard! Save money! Save the world! And in 2013 I set myself with the challenge of visiting the cinema once a week  till the year came to a close. I completed it through sheer obsession, but I feel like I’ve developed some scars deep in my head, due to how much utter shit I’ve put myself through to accomplish the pointless goal. I just can’t stomach high-octane action films anymore. Make the explosions and dub step drops go away!

But it does mean I can provide a top ten hit list and a top ten shit list for you all to read.

‘Spring Breakers? Wolf Children? Not at this Vue! It’s Harry Hill The Movie and After Earth for you!’

Channel Static’s Albums Of 2013

Lists are a necessity of one’s life. If we all stopped making and displaying lists for all to see, I’m sure all would collapse, a string of numbers and names which act as the intangible string keeping our heads glued together. So to keep everything in check, here’s Channel Static’s first list; a top ten of 2013’s best albums. Because there just aren’t enough of these out there. Fill the void, we’re saving the world from total destruction, one list at a time.

Oh yes.

… And Into The Static

… which drops me off here.

It’s static. Just static. It illuminates the darkness, making the scene appear a little seedy, a little solitary. But it’s so free amidst the fuzz, away from the Island Of Clutter and the sea of words.

And so Channel Static begins, looking at everything trapped in-between the static. And the latest KFC monstrosities. No.

Well, maybe. Desperation is everything.