They say looking in the mirror each morning and saying one good thing about yourself is a great way of building self esteem.
Look into the mirror and move your eyes away from that receding hairline.
Those milia dotted about.
The dark circles which surround the eyes.
The flaking skin.
That crooked grin.
Forget all about those things and look right into your soul. And say something nice.
‘I’ve never killed a person.’
‘I’m not all that bad.’
Then try and smile with that crooked grin.
Because you said something good.
Now all you have to do is sit back and come up with another positive aspect of yourself. Don’t panic too much. Scrape that barrel.