I can lift a police car over my head.
I can throw a cardboard box into space.
I’m not afraid of well lit places
I once ran around a swimming pool twenty times in one day.
I found the secret to self loving.
I am the world’s best snorer
I fought the monster with teeth made of beaks.
I saved the child with his head in his hands
I am in love with my spots.
I can make ripples with my nipples
I stopped a paper mache display falling onto an elderly baby
I stopped a man from handing in his notice
I found the only Latin speaking crab
These are my strengths, my accomplishments, and what I admire. I can do everything if you ask me tomorrow, just don’t ask me today.