My film is finally ready to be premiered and my Mother just won’t go. I begged and pleaded but she just yawned at the thought of seeing my years of work on the big screen.
‘Well, I’m not really into tennis. Who wants to watch grunting women hitting balls around for ninety minutes. You should have done an action movie with Nicolas Cage, that would have been something.’
‘It’s not really about tennis though! The character has anger and violence rushing through her mind, and tennis acts as a visual backdrop to bring it all together!’
‘Explosions do the job.’